Comedy

Published on January 25th, 2013 | by thevyne

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That Awkward Moment When…

Source: ShutterstockOk, yes this phrase gets over used at times but it seems fitting for these odd and sometimes embarrassing little moments that pop up in life. Moments like these…

That Awkward Moment When…You’re on an airplane and silently engaged in an all out fight over the arm rest between you and the passenger beside you. They move to go to the restroom; you go in for the land grab on the arm rest and vice versa. It’s a quiet yet passive aggressive fight from wheels up to wheels down…

That Awkward Moment When…You realize you’ve been talking to people with your middle blouse button popped open. You know the button…the one right between ‘the girls’…

That Awkward Moment When…You’re staring at someone from across the way, and like clockwork they look right back at you as you try to look away quickly…why does that happen?…

That Awkward Moment When…You finally wrap up a conversation with someone you’re not thrilled with speaking to, you tell them you’ll see them later, and then you both walk in the same direction…silently and slightly beside each other…

That Awkward Moment When…During a massage you remember your legs could have used a quick shave…

That Awkward Moment When…You run into someone at an event whom you said you would call/email but didn’t get around to it yet…

That Awkward Moment When…You find yourself engaged in a detailed conversation about a ratchet reality show that you “claimed” you don’t really watch…

That Awkward Moment When…During a massage your masseuse goes in for the “scalp massage” technique and you realize you have a good bit of new growth that home girl (or home boy) is probably not used to feeling…

That Awkward Moment When…You realize the up-do/bun you fashioned on your head before leaving the house this morning has quietly and ever so sneakily, popped out leaving your hair in a crazy half up half down do or worse yet, suspended in mid air with nothing holding it…(shout out to ABG!!)

 


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