Love & Relationships

Published on August 27th, 2011 | by thevyne


“Did That Just Happen?” Break Up Stories

In a recent discussion with some girlfriends we heard some funny/sad/crazy break up stories that we just had to share. Think back to college or your early 20s and I’m sure you have some too, so we definitely want to hear about them as well. Here are just a few we heard that were just too good not to include:

“I had been dating a guy for a few months who was a police officer in the Army Reserves. One day he told me that he had been given deployment orders to Afghanistan. When I told him that’s okay, I would stay by him and wait for him to return, he said he didn’t think it would work out. Come to find out, he never was deployed. That was just his made up excuse to break up.”

“In college I was dating a guy who was cute but was sort of a player. But I was in love and you couldn’t tell me anything! One day I was at his room while he was in class and for the first time in our relationship, I snooped around in one of his drawers. In there was a letter from a girl from his hometown talking about how much she enjoyed going to the Prince concert with him on new year’s eve. I was livid! He took me to the same concert in a different city just two weeks after he had already gone with her! Needless to say, I broke up with him that day.”

“I was in the car with a guy I was dating and wanted to share something really personal with him.  So I got up the courage and told him that I had been seeing a therapist to work through some things. He screamed and laughed and said ‘I knew there was something wrong with your @**!’ while pounding on the steering wheel. I was thankful to have seen his true colors and not waste anymore of my time with him.”

“During my freshman year in college I dated a guy and we continued to date during the summer. Things seemed to be going well with us, but when we returned from summer break he dropped a bomb on me. He impregnated someone over the summer. Meanwhile, we had never had sex with each other because was a virgin! That was the end of that relationship.”

“I had been dating a guy off and on for about a year in college. We had just got to the point when things were as serious as they could be in college, or so I thought. One evening, something told me to call his apartment. His roommate answered the phone and in the background I heard the voice of his ex-girlfriend. I knew it was his ex-girlfriend because she had an extremely thick southern accent. I laid him out over the phone and that was the end of it.”

Do you have a “did that just happen?” break up story? Comment on it below!

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